in room, in bloom

jaka : "punya istri jangan cantik-cantik. yang biasa aja. kalo begitu kamu nggak akan tahan lama..."
bukan karang: "bukannya, kalo punya istri jelek, malah nggak tahan lama-lama?"

mbak sarah : "jadi kita reuni di mana?"
bu nita : "dimana aja, asal bukan di sini"
bukan karang : hahaha…

benk-benk shoot them up : "kamu tau nggak, menurut ajaran agama syarat pertama memilih istri itu apa?"
bukan karang : "yang baik agamanyalah" setengah maksa
benk-benk shoot them up : "salah"
bukan karang : "?" binun.
benk-benk shoot them up : "yang pertama itu... perempuan. kamu nggak inget : kawinilah perempuan…"
bukan karang : "maksud loh...@#$%" bawa martil.
figuran: "hahaha! hohoho! hehehe! hihihi!..." sambil pegang perut.

winarta : “mas, kamu tau nggak bhutan di sebelah mana?
bukan karang : “tergantung kamu berdiri dimana”
winarta : “besok-besok aku mau bawa pestol ke kantor”

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what is the meaning of bookmark for u?

for me? it’s really-really important!

but, seems like much people don’t give a damn attention of it. if u, sis or bro, often surfing on internet. sometimes u’ve find good sites or blogs. somekind of usefull information u got, and u don’t want miss or forget it, then u bookmarked it. but in any case, sometimes we loose it. any trouble like a computer crash, virus attack, or browser crash easily destroy it.

only little number of my friends who care to backup their bookmark regularly. the remain never doing backup at all. i’ll tell ya now as a freak netter. bookmark for netter like a map of treasure. who can remember maps detail? except u have a fotographic memory, u cant. ok, may uncle google can help you to find it again. but, it needs time. internet is warehouse of millions ton informations. place where diamond mingled with garbage. we bookmarked it to cut the time.

u don’t need import your bookmark to browser. i know, sometimes we use public computer with any limitations rule. browser installed on it different from we used. it will get rid of us some uncompatibility program. so, if u wanna flexibility. just save your bookmark as html in your flashdisk. it simpler than u save it as any spesified browser file. as html u can open it anywhere by any browser.

be smart, friend!

so, anytime you find good stuff in internet. remember what i say: bookmark it! bookmark it! don’t let it flush like smoke of cigarrete hehehe…

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tentang hotlinkfiles.com

ada yang pernah naro file di hotlinkfiles.com nggak?

kemaren ngalamin kejadian aneh. login nggak bisa-bisa. ta pikir lupa username. maka langsung klik lupa password. disuruh masukin email buat reset. aku masukin. dan langsung ta buka email. dapet email konfirmasi yang langsung aku klik alamat yang disodorin. trus dapat email kedua yang berisi password baru. da akupun langsung balik tab ke hotlink buat login. masukin username dan paste password,

hasilnya....

username doesnt exist or invalid password!

watdeheven or watdehell?

lha dia sendiri yang kasih tuh password. emangnya siapa? apa coba maunya nie situs? (karang urut dada, goyang kepala - dengerin lagu blackcatnya janet)

ntar dulu ceritanya ta' cut dulu....

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